On the other handdd…
Ashley is, in my eyes, every guy’s dream of a girlfriend. She’s fuckin drop dead gorgeous. She gets my jokes and she never asks me for anything which is why i want to give her the world. She’s my princess and she will be that treated as one so long as i shall live. Did i mention she’s sexy ass Fuck? Yeah she’s pretty much the best girlfriend in the whole world!
The Absolute Funniest Posts!
me: okay, it’s time to be productive today
me: let me just go on tumblr first
me: well, it’s getting late, i should probably get to beD
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